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Be careful who you vent to.
Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via corivicious)
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mnatazon:

pork2kisdead:

sisterplum:

callerina:

hisprincessinconverse:

danfreakindavis:

REMINDER: if you have a vagina and want to use Plan B as an emergency contraceptive, it loses effectiveness if you weigh more than 165 lbs (74.84 kg) and is completely ineffective for those that weight more than 176 lbs (79.83 kg) (x)

Whhhhat?
Excuse me.
Let me spread the shit out of this.

This is horrifying. And sadly true.

Cool

??????? fat conspiracy

god

Y’all better get hip to that nexplanon!

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kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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I rather be by myself all the time.
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nya-kin:

White people can’t stand successful black people

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thegabbers:

crystallized-teardrops:

sometimes i forget that i’ll have to pay for internet in the future

image

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*turns 21*

whoisahmad:

whoisahmad:

whoisahmad:

*book my ticket to vegas for a week*

*pack a years worth of clothes*

*Never comes back*

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foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

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J ESUS TAKE THE WHEEL IM SO GAY

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blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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sunflowerpoetree:

Ok

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jaclcfrost:

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five

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